You can break the rules if you break them well enough, right? The trouble is knowing whether you're doing it well enough :D

Word.

ETA: Yes, that opening... my reaction was basically my icon. D: I've both read and written smut, and "Gah! Too much too soon!" is definitely not the path to eroticism. My discomfort was even greater because I knew the characters in this fanfic were teenagers, the young lady being fourteen at the time and the young man probably fifteen or sixteen. You don't need to thank me for that tidbit, I love to spread around the trauma.