Worst way to start a novel?

[serria]

I saw this writing prompt just a moment ago, and it kind of made me laugh. What "opener" pet peeves do you have? I'm kind of sick of symbolic dreams tossed right at the beginning, or characters just waking up. It feels too overdone to have much of an effect on me anymore.

Comments

[sarillia]

I laughed when Divergent had the narrator looking in a mirror and describing herself at the beginning. It made sense as a significant event in the context of the world she lives in but I couldn't help being amused anyway.

[inkdust]

Yep - dreams, flashbacks, waking up, ruminating alone on the current situation for a couple pages without actually showing any of it.

[dhampyresa]

Honestly, I would rather books start with something happening. Nobody cares if your monarchy is agnatic or cognatic or agnatic-cognatic or whatever, just tell us about the part where the various heirs to the throne punch each other in the face already. Make me care before you lecture me.

[splinteredstar]

Book I read for school (The Magnificent Ambersons, I think) started out, not with prose, but several pages talking about the development of the department store.

Yeah.

[ljwrites]

(Moved because I responded to the wrong post.)

Ditto on infodumpy beginnings where nothing happens. On the opposite end are beginnings where too much happens too quickly, explicit sex between characters I don't know, explosions and fights whose stakes I can't comprehend and more importantly have no reason to care about. I remember clicking the "back" button in a hurry away from a story where literally the first sentence started with "he thrust roughly into her." Even the cheesiest porn has some buildup, man.

Also, not my own peeve because I didn't see a whole lot of this myself, but I was guilty of this: The latest On the Premises newsletter mentioned "fake beginnings," where the action that starts out the story isn't the real start, but rather a flashback or dream as inkdust mentioned, a play the main character was acting in, etc. I blushed because I did exactly this in my (most deservedly) rejected OTP submission about the protagonist's struggle to write a story, leading with a scene she was writing and later rejected. Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.